Letters to True Blood
Leave Arlene and Terry alone! They deserve some happiness! And you're creepy.
Dear Arlene and Terry,
Who gives a creepy, broken, dirty baby doll to a kid anyway?
Keep not wearing a shirt.
Stop wearing a shirt.
Dear Jessica and Hoyt,
Make up already, would ya? You two are too cute to not be together!
After all that time tormenting Harry Potter, you turn out to be a witch after all? You deserve what's coming to you.
Sorry about your face.
You're a good king. Mean, but I like it. Good call on glamouring your incestuous great-great grand daughter this week. And capturing Marni. But leave Eric and Sookie alone. She doesn't like you anymore.
Dear Eric and Sookie,