The Stars have aligned... but are you impressed?

Tonight on the season finale of Dance War (How do we feel about the Team Bruno win? Told you that Zach kid would win!), they announced the twelve celebrities that will be dancing their ways into our homes (and our hearts) on the sixth season of Dancing with the Stars.

Drum roll please…

ADAM CAROLLA – TV and radio personality. Most famous for The Man Show and Loveline.

MONICA SELES (pictured) - Tennis champ.

CRISTIÁN DE LA FUENTE – Spanish TV Star. One of People’s ’50 Most Beautiful.’

STEVE GUTTENBERG – Actor. My favorite would have to be Three Men And A Baby.

MARIO - Singer and actor.

PRISCILLA PRESLEY (pictured) – Elvis’ wife. Oh yeah, and she is an actress and producer now too.

MARLEE MATLIN – won Best Actress Oscar at age 21 for her role in Children of a Lesser God.

JASON TAYLOR - Miami dolphins defensive end.

PENN JILLETTE- One-half of the famous illusionist team Penn & Teller.

MARISSA JARET WINOKUR - The original "Tracy Turnblad.”

SHANNON ELIZABETH (pictured)- Actress/model. Most known for American Pie.

KRISTI YAMAGUCHI - figure skater.

The show airs on Mondays and Tuesdays (Monday at 8/7 central, Tuesdays at 9/8 central, don’t ask me why they do that). This season is getting dramatic though; while the first week is a freebie again, two couples will be eliminated in the second week instead of one (dun dun duuun). I have to say, I’m not too impressed with the lineup this year (I mean how can you beat Dr.Quinn, Albert Reed, Sabrina Bryan, Wayne Newton…). Half the people I don’t know, but if I had to throw out a guess, I think Shannon Elizabeth will go home early, and Steve Guttenberg has the opportunity to win it all. According to Jimmy Kimmel, the show has something against good-looking people, and the winner is always a short goofy guy.

Dancing with the Stars, ABC, Monday, March 17, 8/7 central

(photos courtesy of MECU and O at flickr.com, and by flipchip at LasVegasVegas.com)