I do not watch Gossip Girl. I do, however, enjoy drinking games. In the true spirit of Thirsty Thursdays (and of the premiere on Monday), I will now share with you the Gossip Girl drinking game.
-Text is sent received or discussed
-Serena alludes to her sordid past
-Blair uses an invented word to skirt profanity (”motherchucker”, “fustercluck”)
-Someone takes a jab at Brooklyn
-Dan and Nate share a homoerotic moment
-Chuck shows a hint of humanity
-Chuck shows zero humanity
-Anyone gets it on in a limo
-Blair wears a headband, cardigan, or colored tights
Yep, that'll do it. Have a nice morning.